A real Thai Massage in Budapest

The massage – Really! We booked the thai massage with oil. On the floor they said – really? How can I get up.? Naked or wear a paper g string – Really? Lying naked on the thin mat I felt like a beached whale. My two companions were hidden behind curtain 1 and 2 – thank god I had the one next to the wall. (I could roll to me knees and crawl up the wall to get up) No chair or anything ! LOL. The first thing she did was walk on my back…really? She rubbed and pulled and rubbed some more. Then I was told to sit up indian style – really? (she did not speak English so that was fun communicating). She did a lot of laughing – at me I am sure! After I finally sat up after 50 minutes of beating, she beat me some more – on my back and shoulders. OK now nice and greasy, time to get dressed and go! But believe it or not I felt better, my knees didn’t hurt and I was full of energy.